*Puts on a jet pack and takes off*

Fetch me a live zombie (It's impossible because zombies aren't alive)

(I have a feeling I killed the thread...)

Phoenyx Imperius says:
*Puts on a jet pack and takes off*

Fetch me a live zombie (It's impossible because zombies aren't alive)

(I have a feeling I killed the thread...)

irony you asking for zombies and then killing the thread

Well if this thread isn't a zombie enough for you, I would dig up a random corpse and give it to Victor Frankenstein, to bring it to life.

Change all the nitrogen in the air with pure oxygen

Yes, sir. I just emptied a container with pure oxygen. According to the butterfly effect, I have now changed all the nitrogen (position-wise) in the world with the help of pure oxygen.

Servant! Cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a herring.

Hold herring with one hand and axe with another.

Now sir, could you please bring me a bag of tropical fruit bubble-licious faster than light.

-Servant- Sir, you are already holding a bag of tropical fruit bubble-licious in your other hand

-Master- Oh.... Servant, sneeze with your eyes open, post haste!

*Grabs some tape and a feather.* This may take some time!

Please wash the car with sandpaper, and don't scratch it!

Servant: *turns sandpaper over to the non scratch side and start soaking and washing*

Master: "Servant, I'm sick of the "blue sky" make me a red sky ASAP!"

Servant: Yes sir. One pair of red glasses coming right up, sir.

Master: Buy Atlantis for me on tab, and make it quick.

Servant: I guess it's time to get that little point-and-click game then.

Master: I need to see a beer freestyling to Justin Bieber

Servant: Take the beer. Drink it. Do again this step until you see a beer freestyling Justin Bieber.

Master: Play the "Circus Gallop" with pan flute.