You get trade requests from the "poor and Irish", as the TF2 hat joke goes.

Inserts my FTP server.

You get a FTP vending porn machine

Inserts a text smiley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You get an ASCII Kirby: <('-')>

Typhoon says:
You get a FTP vending porn machine

Why is that associated with FTP? I use mine for software development and to share home made music.

For those who don't know, FTP stands for File Transfer Protocol.

Anyway...

*Inserts Targeted Ad Cookie Opt-out plugin*

You get a lot of trouble

*inserts eyebo*

You get Tortilla Chip Raceway

*inserts a remake of Mute City from F-Zero for the SNES*

gets a re-remake of Mute City from F-Zero for the SNES

*inserts nothing*

you get nothing.

*inserts Lionel Messi*

He's a master.

*insert yoda*

you get a ball flying in your face

*inserts *

You get

*Inserts 5 iron bars*