I study.

Why Obama got the nobel for peace?

because hes a baller.

Why are millions suffering in Africa?

I'm afraid I'll have to answer seriously, it's no joke - it's because their rulers are usurping the people by enforcing tax rates that leave the citizens with literally nothing.

Why are serious questions that can't be answered in a funny way starting to appear?

Because they want to get off-topic.

Why does the sun rise ?

Because it can't sleep all day.

Why should this thread stay open?

Because the nation obliges you to.

Why are there so many "epic" in the awards nowadays?

Well, because that is exactly where they are now in reading the dictionary.
Wait 'till they read the word fail !



Who was the first man at the moon ?

Spongebob.

Why survived spongebob there?

Coz the flying pig told him so.

Why does ralph wiggum have to be so stupid?

Becouse he is to short to be smarter than a short person.

What is pi stand for ?