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2011-09-16 21:16:23  
To get to the other dimension.

@Windows 3.1: I decided to add a Monty Python reference to a Douglas Adams reference.


How does the canyon car stick to vertical walls?
G-kart Racer
Location: US
2011-09-16 22:11:10  
It has glue on the wheels.


Why is this game called TrackMania² and not TrackMania 2 ?
Beetle Racer
Location: RO
2011-09-17 05:09:57  
because SQUARE ALL THE THINGS!!!1ONE

When should I upgrade my pc?
Learner Driver
2011-09-17 05:16:17  
When the cows come home, they should be back any minute now since I gave the bovines a midnight curfew.

Does anyone else have an impossibly strong immune system?
Rise from the ashes!
Location: US
2011-09-17 05:39:49  
Only one other man in the world, but he died recently.

What do elephants really do with their long noses?
Beetle Racer
Location: US
2011-09-17 12:37:42  
Because they need to play baseball with their noses.

Why did the frog passed the road ?
Beetle Racer
Location: RO
2011-09-17 12:45:06  
He saw a rabbit

Why has everyone stopped playing Guitar Hero games?
Surely Retired
Location: GB
2011-09-17 17:13:44  
Because it turns out Rock Band had a better version of Through the Fire and Flames.

Banjee says:
Only one other man in the world, but he died recently.


Figures. I knew the Tok'ra would get him eventually.

Anyway...

Why did Wheatly end up sticking GLaDOS in a potato?
Rise from the ashes!
Location: US
2011-09-18 02:33:40  
It prevents the steaming.

Why don't we have portal guns IRL?
The Green Dude
Location: ES
2011-09-18 11:00:47  
Because US government said there isn't any.

Why did Justin Bieber begin singing?
Beetle Racer
Location: FI
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