I've already blown my tires, so it isn't exactly the best one to get to the workshop

What car do you have?

I'm riding a pig with a saddle. That's my way to not discriminate the pigs in the world...

Why does the sky appear blue at daytime?

Because blue is cute. I had a pony to tell me

Why is Dora so stupid?

how far back do you want to go? when she was three she fell out of a tree. when she was five, she rode her bike off the roof. when she was 10 she--you get the picture.

If i flap my hands at the speed of light will i rise off the ground like a bird?

The fluid friction you create will set you on fire evaporate you, so no.

We woodchucks, woodchuck chuck my tree, or I threw, or is there much in the same tree?

A lot of leaves in that tree for sure.

What would be the shoe-size of Cinderella ?

It doesn't matter, they just melt the glass around her foot and let it harden.

What do you hear when you put a seashell up to you ear?

Nothing.
I am deaf.


Is economic recess really a problem, considering at some point we have enough anyways ?

I believe that only the Koch Brothers will be able to answer that.

Ok, if a tree falls in a forest, and train B leaves the station in Waterbury towards Grand Central Station at 17:00, true or false?

Two pi over three radians.

What's the best way to become famous on the internet?