Ask Seriously.... Answer Funny

I will ask a serious question and the other must give a Silly/Dum/Funny answer.
Then the one who answered a question will come up with a new serious question, and so on.

o[b ] Example:
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Serious question :

... says:
Why do we still have nuclear plants ??

Funny answer :

... says:
Because I do not have the energy to serve us all

I hope you catched the idea, I will open with my question :


When will Trackmania Space Ride will be released ?

After Trackmania: Extreme Unicycling.

What's the best way to perform wallrides?

Backwards.

I wonder who will be the president of Finland?

Angela Merkel , when the Germans dump her.

Who is Roger Rabbit ?

Donald Duck in disguise

What made man think drinking cows milk would be yummy?

cause of its extraordinary color.

Why isnt this thread concerned as spam?

Because spam is yummy

If god made the world, who made god?

The world. It's a win-win situation.

How come there aren't any F1 races over 80 laps?

Because Fernando Alonso doesn't have the energy to drive all these laps.

Why do the Durch grow weed ?

Because they don't have enough weed-killer.

Why does the CanyonCar handle like an SUV?